Friday, 19 June 2009

The Queen Confuses Birthday with Christmas



Queen Elizabeth II has finally succumbed to her tender age of 83 as she commemorated her own birthday with a Christmas speech. Buckingham Palace has yet to offer an explanation why the speech was allowed onto the Royal YouTube channel, but it has confirmed that the Queen's strong and determined feelings played a major part in its existence.

Royal observers in the UK, indeed across the world, has speculated about the mental health of Queen Elizabeth since the clip appeared on the popular video site.  The speech is similar to the one the Queen gave in December last year as her proper Christmas message, where she praised the bravery of the armed forces and offered sympathies to everyone suffering at the hand of the financial recession. 

The news of Queen Elizabeth's apparent confusion comes as clips showing Her Majesty giving Prince William dance lectures to the sound of the Chemical Brothers has emerged from within the palace. The immediate Royal family has now gathered to celebrate the Queen's birthday, but to also to sit her down for a cup of tea and a serious chat, a spokesman reports.